You must have followed the stink, because here you are! Smells like shit in here doesn’t it? I mean what the hell are you doing here looking at shirts with poop on ’em? You must be a real sicko. Takes one to know one.
Enough of that… let’s get to it. Our shirts are full of crap. They are gross, crude, dirty, shocking, and often offensive. Want your friends to cringe when you walk into a room? Do you want a gas station clerk to pretend they didn’t notice your foul shirt? Want to make your mom lower her head in shame? We can help with all of that! Toilet to t-shirt is our claim to fame. So slap some of this shit on your back and go make them gag.